…but maybe at wordpress instead of tumblr. This is cool for pictures of butts going viral, but it doesnt’ seem very well suited to discussions or large articles of text.
Thoughts?
Taking a break from taking a break from making fun of my family to sell records.
E-mail offers to hippipdip@gmail.com. May give a cash discount if we’re friends and you come to my house. In some cases I made up names for the records based on the cover art when I wasn’t sure how they should be titled.
5”
Book of Dead Names/Jerome’s Dream
7”
(One band joints)
1.6 Band – Tongue Family Style
Absolution – 7” Combined Effort Recs
All Chrome – Flounders Fliers College Canada
Atlas Shrugged – We Don’t Stand a Chance
AusRotten – Fuck Nazi Sympathy
Bane – holding this moment
Beta Minus Mechanic – 69 Camaro (sleeve corner cut)
Blacklisted – “Peace On Earth War on Stage” (Grey)
Black Cross – Roll Up Your Sleeves (pink)
Black Turns Green – s/t
Blood Red – Bad To Worse
Break of Dawn – Stop. Start Over
Breather Resist – The Second Half
By the Grace of God – For the Love of Indie Rock (green)
Cable Car Theory – s/t Immigrant Sun
Capital – “Blind Faith” (Pink)
Carol – Prefabricated
Chokehold – tooth and nail
Circle of Dead Children – Exotic Sense Decay pic disk
Clockwise – D.y.e.t.m
Close Call – Someone Talked
Coalesce – 002 (blue)
Collateral Damage – s/t Indecision Recs
Combat Wounded Veteran – What Flavor is Your Death Squad Leader
Contempt – A Call For Revolution
The Control – “A Step Apart”
Curb Dogs – Pushed Too Far
Damnation AD – The Mortal/Hasn’t Happened Yet
Damnation AD – On A Pale Horse (Purple)
Darkside NYC – Enter in Silence
Deadguy – White Meat
Dead Nation – Painless EP (red)
Dead Tired – “We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Boat” (Cute turquoise sort of color)
Demon System 13 – Aborted Teen Generation
Desperation – “Desperation”
The Disaster – 7 Years Left to Go
Drift Again – Network Sound recs 7”
Downset – Los Angeles 310
Drowningman – Weighted and Weighed Down
Dustheads – Tall Tales I
Dustheads – Tall Tales II
Dynamo – Police State
Early Grace – firm/springs 7”
Eating Glass – “Feed Them To the Vultures”
Eleven Thirty Four - Dying
Eleven Thirty Four - Nothing
Encounter - Lost
Endpoint – Idiots
Ensign – Fall From Grace
The Ergs – “Books About Miles Davis b/w Only Babies Cry” (2 Copies)
The Ergs – Cotton Pickin’ Minute
End of a Year – “We Understand Europeans Are a Sexual People” Euro Tour 2007
funky split colored vinyl
Falling Forward – Doghouse Recs 7”
Fall Silent – Life: Beautiful but Heartless
Fleshtemple – “Too Numb to Cum”
The Fire Still Burns – “s/t” (Clear)
Four Walls Falling – Punish the Machine (European release)
Forward to Death – Hourglass EP
The Frontline – “Withstand”’
Function – Crisis Recs 7”
Garden Variety – Hedge
Give Me Danger – “…this is a stick up”
God Below – s/t (members of Earth Crisis)
Good Clean Fun – Victory Records Sucks picture disk
Go Time – Dead By 23 recs 7”
Guilt – Empty
Half Off – Shoot Guns Eat Pussy
Hellhole – s/t
Hot Water Music – Alachua
Hot Water Music – You Can Take the Boy Out of Bradenton
Human Remains – When Forever Becomes Until
Iceburn – burn/fall
In/Humanity – Your Future Lies Smoldering At the Feet of the Robots
In/Humanity – Occultonomy
I, Robot – s/t (Gold Tooth Recs)
Jesuit – Car Crash Lullabye
The Judas Factor – s/t
Killin’ It – “Party 4 Ever”
Krakatoa – Clouds Burned By Sunshine (members of Harvest)
The Icement – Buried Alive/Fire N Ice
King for a Day – sleeping hero/lazy
Lack - Sisyphus
Lincoln – Sugarloaf/Waterboy
The Locust – s/t
The Measure [sa] – “Union Pool”
The Measure [sa] – “Art of the Underground Vol. 37” #289/350
Milhouse – Modern problems, old fashioned solutions, classic mistakes
Mind Over Matter – Wreckage Recs 7”
Mind over Matter – Hectic Thinking (zap)
Modern Life is War – 7” First Press MLIW Records 001
The Mongoloids – (s/t? 4 songs on AV Records)
The Mongoloids – “Hercules/Troubled Waters” #16/300
Monster X – To the Positive Youth
Morning Again – To Die A Bitter Death
Motive – A Doctrine of Scripted Torture
The National Acrobat – Its Nothing Personal (Pattersons from Louisville)
Native Nod – “Bread”
Native Nod – s/t
Never Enough – Our Will b/w Is Done
No Idols – Grave Mistake Recs 7”
No Justice – Still Fighting
None More Black – s/t
Nora- Kill You For a Dollar
The Oath – s/t Puppeteer Hands Cover EP
Ocean of Mercy – 7” doghouse/oasis records
One Nature – Mutilated Children (2x7”)
Ordination of Aaron – Eli/Lay Down and Die
Ouisia – s/t Noise Pollution Recs (ex Endpoint)
Outspoken – Survival
Planes Mistake for Stars – Fucking Fight
Prevail – s/t
The Procedure – For Janus (395/500)
Purpose – “What’s in Worth”
Reach the Sky – Everybody’s Hero
Reach the Sky – Open Roads and Broken Dreams
Reach the Sky – (demo 7”? espo records, on red)
Reason to Believe – The Next Door (pre-Sensefield)
Relapse – “If This is Right”
Severed Head of State – s/t
Shadows Fall – To Ashes (first singer!)
Shadow Season – s/t Harvest Records (ex turning point)
Shai Hulud – A Profound Hatred of Man
Smile – Masterlocks + 2 (corner of sleeve cut)
Smoking Popes – Before Im Gone/Pasted
Something in the Water – Raise up the Blackened Flags
Something in the Water – Submitted for Approval
The Spark – “Fashion Rats & Status Whores”
The Spark – Less Slow, More Go (rec release)
Static Radio NJ – “One For the Good Guys”
Stick Figure Carousel – s/t
Stormshadow – Black Power
Strength 691 – The Other Side (2 copies – one on Green)
Suicide Party – 7”
Supertouch – What Did We Learn
Surroundings – “Monuments in Ruins”
Survivors – Busey Cover Test Press of Everything You know Is Wrong
Survivors – Everything You know is Wrong
Swiz – With Dave
The Scarlet Letter – s/t
The Scarlet Letter – Pure Unadulterated Adultery
Think I Care – Deadalive recs 7”
Threatener – The Hammering
Trial – Through the Darkest Days
Try.fail.try – we deal in lives
Throwdown – Drive Me Dead
Time in Malta – Identify. Persist. Transcend
Troublemaker – “s/t”
Unbroken – and/fall on proverb
Undertow – Control
Union – Tuffalo Hardcore 7” on Knowledge Records circa 95
Uprise – Silent No Longer
What Happens Next – Ahora Mas Que Nunca
World’s Collide – Object of Desire/Absolute
You and I – Track Star Records First 7” Repress w/Goldchains Crying on the Back
Zombie Apocalypse – This is a Spark of LIfe
(splits and comps)
Abnegation/Chapter
The Assistance/Forstella Ford
The Assistant/Scarlet Letter
Botch/Cave In – Sabbath Covers, In these Black Days Vol. 6
Botch/9 Iron Spitfire
Coalesce/Today is the Day – In these Black Days Sabbath covers
Coercion/Milhouse
CR/Milhouse
Death by Stereo/Ensign
Death By Virtue / Locked in a Vacancy
Ensign/Reaching Forward
Encounter/Blindfold
End of a Year/Fire Team Charlie
Engine Kid/Silkworm
Full of Fancy/The Acid Creeps
GDP/Dirty Money
The Get Up Kids/Coalesce
Holding On/The Real Enemy
I Hate Myself / Strikeforce Diablo
Kid Dynamite/Elliott – w/ I Stand Alone Zine #13
Kill Your Idols/Full Speed Ahead
Kill Your Idols/Voorhees
Let it Burn/The Scarlet Letter
Milhouse/The 52x
Napalm Death/ Coalesce In Tongues We Speak
Seasick/Don’t Wake Up (yellow/orange urban camo color)
Standfast/Our Time
They Live/Ruination
Undertow/Resolution
Yaphet Kotto/Suicide Nation
V/A – The good, the bad, the ugly comp (3x7” discordance axis, floor, ice nine, spazz, enemy soil, cavity)
V/A – Hex Records #1 – Nora/Every Time I die/Hermon Dekalb/Eternal Youth –w/ Hex issue #12
V/A – Horizon Recs Hardcore Comp (Encounter,Flagman, Ressurection, Lifetime)
V/A – In These Black Days #4 (Cavity, Cable, Jesuit, Overcast) 2x7
V/A – NY Catheter Crew Comp (Indecision, Milhouse, Judas Iscariot, Berzerkers, RPOD, KYI)
V/A – Right to Assemble Comp V. 1 (Degenerics, Worthless, Heidnik Stew, Stormshadow, Fanshen, Try.Fail.Try)
V/a Terror Promise Plan of Attack LIVE record
8”?
Das Oath – Lady Making Sexy Face on Cover
10”
All Else Failed – In My Gods Eye
Damnation A.d. – “Miseriacordia”
Early Grace – “And All I Run Into Are Walls You Have Built”
Endpoint - (final record?) Black cover red letters top right
the Get Up Kids – Red Letter Day
Gordon Solie Motherfuckers – Power Bomb Anthems Vol 1
Guilt – “Synesthesia” (sleeve is kinda worn out)
Killsadie – Half Cocked Concepts EP
The Last Crime – s/t (Clear)
Page 99 – Document #8
Poison the Well – Distance Only Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
Song of Zarathrustra – 10” Picture Disk (Blood of the Young Records)
(Splits and Comps)
Knut/Botch/Ananda – 3 Way Milkshake
Surroundings/Pellinore – World Darkness
V/A – 18;18 Comp, Now or Never Recs (DEP, Converge, Ink & Dagger, Goddess, Black Army Jacket, Today is the Day)
12”:
1.6 Band – s/t
Black Kites – “Advancement to Ruins” 3.15.09 spraypainted pink sleeve
Blacklisted – No One Deserves to be Here More than Me (clear and purple)
Bloodlet – Eclectic (grey)
Botch – American Nervoso
Cave In – Under Your Heart Stops (2xLP Black Vinyl)
Catharsis – Samsara
Coalesce – There is Nothing New under the sun (Zeppelin covers picture disc)
Creation is Crucifixion – Automata (blue vinyl, I think w/ the Zelda music track)
Dag Nasty – Can I say (some repress)
Damnation AD – No More Dreams of Happy Endings
Day of the Dead – s/t
Demon System 13 – Vad Vet Vi Om Kriget?
Infest - Slave
Die 116 – Dyna Cool
Disembodied – Heretic (Grey)
Down in Flames – s/t
Drowningman – rock and roll killing machine (colored vinyl sticker, sealed)
Endeavor – Constructive Semantics
Enewetak – Guns Elvis Loved Them
Endpoint – Catharsis
Endpoint – After Taste
Ensign – Direction of Things to Come
Forced Forward – “s/t”
Four Walls Falling – Food for Worms
From Ashes Rise – Concrete and Steel
Frontier(s) – There Will Be No Miracles Here (Sealed)
Gods & Queens – s/t on Robotic Empire w a CD inside
Gods & Queens – SOV records
Honeywell – Hand Held Heart (2001 limited to 100 copies tour)
Hot Water Music – No Division
Incendiary – “Crusade”
Indecision – Release the Cure (green)
Infest – No Mans Slave
In First Person – “Lost Between Hands Held Tight”
Into Another – Creepy Eeepy (red)
Into Another – Seemless (clear, I think) corner of sleeve cut
Ire – What Seed What Root
Jethro Tull – Living in the Past
Judas Factor – Ballads in Blue China
Kamikaze – Destroy Everything You Think You Know
Kraut – An Adjustment to Society (red)
Last in Line – L’Escerito Del Morto
Los Crudos – Los Primeros Gritos 91 - 95
Malfunction – Fuse
Mainstrike – NO Passing Phase (yellow)
Man Will Surrender – “Instrument”
Mean Season - Grace
The Measure (sa) - Historical Fiction
The Measure (sa) – Songs About People And Fruit and Shit
Monument to Thieves – s/t
Morser – Two Hours to Doom
Most Precious Blood – Nothing in Van (grey marble)
Orchid – Chaos is Me
Overcast – Fight Ambition to Kill (white)
Page 99 – Document #5
Path of Resistance – Who Dares Wins (clear)
Planes Mistaken for Stars – fuck with fire (brown translucent)
Purpose – Alpha/Omega
Prevail – New Foundations
Rambo – Wall of Death the System
Reversal of Man – This is Medicine
Rollins Band – Weight (UK import, clear vinyl)
Righteous Jams – Rage of Discipline
Seasick – “Two Years of Hub City Hardcore”
Silent Majority – Life of a Spectator (blue)
Sleeper (Serpico) – “S/t”
Rorschach – Remain Sedate/Protestant (remaster/repress) 2xLP
RSO – Row (w/ CD?)
Sex Positions – 12” LP (Winter Tour)
Severed Head of State – s/t
SFA – the New Morality
Shelter - Mantra
Shift – Get In (clear vinyl, edge of LP cracked)
Staring Problem – “You’ll Always Be Sick” (#35/50 – record release cover?)
Starkweather - Crossbearer
Sticks and Stones – Theme Song for Nothing
Stretch Armstrong – Rituals of Life (black ,ltd to 100?)
Submission Hold – Waiting for Another Monkey to Throw the First Brick
Tear it Up – Just Can’t Stand It
Token Entry – Jaybird (hawker recs)
Torches to Rome – s/t
Triggerman – Dead Like Me
Universal Order of Armageddon – The Switch is down
Venom – American Assault (stole this from WNYU big sticker on the front)
Verbal Assault – On
Verbal Assault – Trial (corner of sleeve cut)
Worlds Collide – All Hope Abandon
Yaphet Kotto – The Killer W as in the Govt Blankets
(splits and Comps)
Bread and Circuits/Former Members of Alfonsin
Catharsis/Gehenna
Stormshadow./fANshen (4 copies)
Tear it Up/ETA
V/a – Guilty by Association (1134, frown, mean season, ignite, redemoption 87, more
V/A - Amnesia(ebullition) In/humanity, Failure Face, Car vs Driver, Ordination of Aaron more
V/A NYHC 4 EP’s Bootleg the mob, urban waste, antidote, the abused
V/A - Right To Assemble Vol. Two
Me: Why are you shaking your purse?
Mrs. Sharma: (while shaking purse vigorously) It makes it lighter. That way it won’t be as heavy on the plane.
Me: (Hard stare) You’re on punishment, no talking for a half hour.
Me: (singing clipse) When the last time ya heard it like thissss? Smoke something, drink something get ripppppppeedddd…
Mrs. Sharma: Oh ew stop singing that song, the smoke will make me sick.
Me: Are you crazy? There’s no smoke it’s a song…
Mrs. Sharma: I have a very sensitive nose. Ugh.
Me: Do you know why they’re rioting in London?
Mrs. Sharma: Probably a black-white thing, they’re always fighting about something. Oh, Ramadan just started it might be the Muslims blowing stuff up. I don’t know. I’m not black, I’m not white, and I’m not Muslim. Leave me alone I had nothing to do with it this time.
Mrs. Sharma: Oh my God, this is so embarrassing…
Me: ??
Mrs. Sharma: I have to go to Lynn’s house for lunch, and I don’t remember her address.
Me: Why don’t you just call her?
Mrs. Sharma: I don’t want her to know I don’t remember. It’s EMBARRASSING.
Me: It’s not like she heard you fart or something.
Mrs. Sharma: IT’S EMBARRASSING!!!
Me: I think maybe you don’t know what embarrassing means…
Mrs. Sharma: Go away!
Mrs. Sharma: (yelling) YOU FINISHED FOUR SLICES OF PIZZA ALREADY?
Me: Yo, why are you yelling?
Mrs. Sharma: …I don’t like you.
Mrs. Sharma: Don’t be silly. You can’t sell drugs every day. You’d get arrested. That’s why you need to make sure you learn to manage your money.
Me: IT’S HAAAAAAARD WHEN YOU SEEEETTTLE WITH NO INCOOOOOOOOME, WHEN INCOME STEAAAAADY COMIN’ INNNNNNN !!!!
Mrs. Sharma: SO YOU SEEELLL DRUUUUUUUUUUUUGS !!!! TO MAKE MOOOOONEEEEEEY!!!! AND WHEN YOU FALL ON YOUR FAAAAAACE THERE’S NOBODY THERE TO PICK YOU UUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP!!!!
Me: DUDE. That’s not how the song goes!!!
Mrs. Sharma: SO. I made it better. I interviewed five people today, all of them were drug dealers and went to jail. They’re trying to turn their life around by working at K-Mart. HA!!!!!!!!
Me: Annie waaaaits for a caaaaaaall, from a friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeend. (From the Ben Folds “Rocking the Suburbs” LP)
Mrs. Sharma: …phone a friend? Are you trying to be on Who Wants to be a Millionaire or something?
Me: STOOOOOOOP. I’m trying to sing a sooooooong!!!!
Mrs. Sharma: Are you using your lifeline? What about the 50-50?
Me: Well, I certainly wouldn’t call you with my phone a friend, I’ll tell you that much.
Mrs. Sharma: I WOULDN’T PICK UP! HA!!!
Me: Hey, dad… you never beat your wife or children, and now look what’s happened.
Mr. Sharma: I should have beaten up on all of you. Now who will beat me up? (:: look of everlasting sadness, and despair ::)
Mrs. Sharma: What the hell is that ugly thing?
Me: Snow White…
Mrs. Sharma: It looks like one of those dolls witches use to cast spells on people. I had a rag doll like that when I was a little girl…
Me: To cast spells on people?
Mrs. Sharma: NO. Don’t be stupid. It was just the similar kind of doll. Mine didn’t have a nose either. That’s why they look ugly. Do you really think she’ll like it?
Me: She’s 2 and a 1/2 years old, and it’s Snow White! What the hell is wrong with you?
Mrs. Sharma: Oh. Well. It only looked really ugly when you were taking it out of the bag. It doesn’t look ugly anymore. It should still have a nose though.
Mrs. Sharma took a vow of silence this morning after I informed her that she talks too much, and that myself and Mr. Sharma would appreciate some peace and quiet at 8:00 AM.
She remained silent for 7 minutes, which is the longest there has been silence in any home she’s lived in for the past 45 years.
Me: Ha! Knew you couldn’t keep quiet.
Mrs. Sharma: My husband loves me and I can tell he wanted to hear my voice.
Mr. Sharma: …
Mrs. Sharma: Hey, you guys spilled ice cream on my floor!
Me: No way, dude. We didn’t even walk around with it. It must be some old ice cream from Dad.
Mrs. Sharma: No, I FOUND IT. Come give it a taste if you don’t believe me.
Me: Dad’s always sneaking off to secretly eat ice cream by himself!
Mrs. Sharma: Look. I know everything that goes on here. I’m like a Secret Service. I found the evidence.
Me: What if someone tries to kill Obama? Are you a bad enough dude to save the president?
Mrs. Sharma: Oh, I’ll kill him. If it’s him or me, I’ll let him die.
Me: You’re brewing coffee? You only drink that instant garbage.
Mrs. Sharma: You’re not going to have coffee this morning?
Me: You don’t know how to make coffee, you’ll mess it up!
Mrs. Sharma: You know, we have a saying in India: Put ghee (clarified butter) in the eye of a blind man, and he’ll say “You put my eye out!!!”
Me: What the hell? Don’t put ghee in my eye either you weirdo.
Me: Weren’t you going to the mall?
Mrs. Sharma: Your dad didn’t want to go, so I’ll go by myself on my day off Tuesday.
Me: Why won’t dad go?
Mrs. Sharma: I have a coupon for free underwear. He thinks it’s embarrassing.
Me: I bet you still have to pay tax.
Mrs. Sharma: No tax on underwear!
Me: I should have known…
